1. |
Let Me Serve You
02:40
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Felt useless all fucking week
They didn't even let me speak
Now my outlook’s getting bleak
Oh, Greg
I need something I can do
Just to be of use to you
Make me feel like I'm brand new, oh Greg
Chorus:
So come on, please let me serve you
Please let me serve you
I'll make you a cup of tea
Do your dishes just to be
Useful, please make use of me
Oh Greg
Tell me what to do, I need
To turn my brain off, let it breathe
I want you to take the lead, oh Greg
Chorus
Now you say to use my words
I don't think that I misheard
I don't want to feel the hurt
Oh Greg
I'll tell you just what I want
Even though I am distraught
It's hard but I'll give it a shot
Oh Greg
Chorus
Just every now and then I need to do
Something to make me feel of use to you
Service is what is in my heart and soul
Deep down I think that you already know
Chorus
Come on come on come on come on.
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
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2. |
Admin Man
03:49
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There once was an admin man and he felt so unfulfilled
Sitting in an office, working for
A man who didn't care, not at all
He felt like he was stuck with no purpose and nowhere to go
Until one day he got an invitation for a ball
Chorus:
He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He quite nearly didn't make it but he entered the final room at last
And he started on a brand new task
The others at the ball didn't take it seriously
Except for a tall dark puma of a man
He stood up for the admin man that he didn't yet know
And told him that if anyone could figure it out, he can
Chorus
What if the riddle was too hard for him?
What if someone else got there first?
What if he had missed the clues in the red books?
What if the UV torch hadn’t worked?
He could have just gotten lucky
Stumbling across the clues by mistake
But what if it was fate?
What if it was fate?
He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He quite nearly didn’t make it but he entered the final room at last
He accepted Greg’s offer then
Never worked for the mayor again
Because he found the final task
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3. |
I Do Everything For Him
03:32
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I'm not allowed to ever be with him
But it feels right when I bend to his every whim
Chorus:
I say how wonderful he is
And I just wish that I could be his
What I wouldn't do for just one more kiss
And I do everything for him
I'll never say
No I'll never tell them that
That I might be in love
What I'm trying to get at, is
Chorus
Will I be fine?
Now, now that he knows?
He’s with me in the dark
Asking me how far it goes
Cause he is my world, my universe, my rise and fall
But to him
I must be nothing at all
Chorus
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4. |
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He was a Bethlam doctor
And worked with the insane
His research was the id and of the brain
His patients would come in, his patients would go out
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
He had taken as a lover
A princess long ago
About a couple hundred years or so
He said he’d battle God for her, he couldn’t live without
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
Dr Jeffrey turns to evil Mr Horne
Who wishes Jeffrey never had been born
Together they are Alex ‘cause they just can’t get around it
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
When Gregor came to Bethlem
It was love at first sight
Though the first sight, it had happened years ago
Jeffrey thought all along that his nightmares had been wrong
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
They dance around the ballroom just to see
If, just in case, the two of them could be
In love across time and across their country lines
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
A single crimson flower
Would be the final key
To see that Jeffrey’s research was complete
He trusted that one flower just to give him all the power
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
The hunters came for Gregor in the end
He’d always be a monster, not their friend
But the power of love made Gregor rise above
And Alex understood that their love was for good
They would never part, they were connected at the heart
The Doctor, The Monster, The Count
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5. |
Courage
02:46
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Fight
In the trench, in the field, in the mud
Leading my men to war
Use my assistant for
Fun
He writes the others tasks
For me to judge, to ask
To keep their fear at bay
And keep boredom away
Pre-Chorus:
Da dum da de dum de dum da da
Da dum da de dum de dum da da
Da dum da de dum de dum da da
Let me just hold him tight
Chorus:
Because I need some courage
Courage
I just need some courage
Let me just hold him tight because I
Need some courage
Courage
I just need some courage
Let me just hold him tight because I
Need some courage
Gentle kisses in the dark
I'm waiting, I can feel the spark
You can't tell me that it's wrong
I feel so empty when he's gone
It's right, underneath the moonlight
Getting past the next fight
Hope that we’ll be all right
Trying not to push my love away
I may stand with one foot in the grave
Pre-Chorus and Chorus
Bridge:
Locking hurt and horror away
Pushing all the feelings
That's a coward anyway
So he said, if I let, myself feel
I’ll be brave, I'll be making it real
Repeat Bridge
Chorus
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6. |
Filthy Little Ferret
02:29
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Bought a brand new golden ring
And used it for a task
They all had to put the rings
On the drumstick mast
Oh, but now
I want to give my new ring to you
Went in for a cuddle
But you saw right through my lies
Then you asked me what's my game
And looked into my eyes, can't deny
Eventually I get what I want
Chorus:
So I want you to do one little thing
And remove my new golden ring
But you're not allowed to use your hands
It was all just a part of my plan
I'm your funny little man
You love me all the same
Filthy Little Ferret
Well, that's certainly a name
That the fans
Won't resist
In their fics
Chorus
Bridge:
Suck my finger
Task complete
Let's go home, yes please
Chorus x2
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7. |
Green
04:34
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I was too caught up in it
Doing only what you'd say
Just a sock and a shoe, and now I think that you think I'm
Going to want you to stay
We never did see this coming
And we may have gone slightly too fast
Just a moment in time, and I wished you were mine,
But all I could ask for, was only you and more
Chorus:
So please give me the green light
Let me be yours for the night
I'll give you my green light
Please make me yours
Behind closed doors
Just for tonight
I'll kneel at your feet if you let me
I wanted to make you want me
I will drop for you, stop for you
You've got my heart
But please, don't leave me
Chorus
And so, please give me the green light
We're just two friends, and that's all
If you only knew, Greg
I truly love you, Greg
I know that it's true, Greg
More than just friends in the end
My green light
Your green light
Our green light
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8. |
Hard to Say No
04:32
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I open up my laptop and I go onto the discord server
I’ve read all of the prompts for the month of September
I copy, paste, and send a massive amount of texts
I’ll be topping him the next time we have sex
And he's gonna see how great it can be. All the fanfic sets us free. All we really needed was this opportunity
Chorus:
He’s gonna learn, it’s hard to say no. He will follow, wherever I go
He knows that I made him into the Taskmaster that he is today
And he’s gonna know, it’s hard to say no
The medicine he gave me, now it's time for him to have a taste
The pain, the panic, the fear that he'll be erased
Some things off the table, I can tell from the look on his face
I'm going to destroy him and put him back in his place
And he's gonna see how great it can be. All the fanfic sets us free. All we really needed was this opportunity
Chorus
I'll give you a bite, put on some ice, slap you around, I won't always be nice
You better hope that I do not do
Half of the bullshit that I got from you
I'll tell you the truth, I'll rip you apart
I'll put you together and start with your heart
And when I am done, when I have stopped
You'll know what it's like when I am the top
Chorus
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9. |
Orchard
02:55
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We went to a place where you pick your own orchard apples
And these apples, they were different in a tricky way
They’re sweet, spicy too and he got his phone, the app can tell us
It’s me and Alex, are you feeling okay?
What did you say?
Chorus:
He said poisonous, this apple’s hex
And the only way to counteract it, is to have sex
So let me take your clothes off, I can’t explain how
But we need to be together right now
If you find a tree and the fruit on it is heart shaped
Try to escape, 'cause it’ll cast a curse on you
And if you bite into it then you better be ready for some kinda shit
Sex fruit doesn’t fuck around
Hope you have fun while you’re down on the ground
Chorus
So we laid down in the orchard
Hope that no one finds us, dear lord
It may be our first time, although
I won’t regret it, no
Chorus
Last line x3
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10. |
Wet Suits On
02:31
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This summer Greg and I packed up and went to the beach
He buried me in the ground, then brushed sand off my cheek
He led me on my leash right along the water’s edge
He drank from his bottle, I drank from the dregs
One day at the beach
It’s just me and him
We don’t have a schedule
But it’s bound to be fun
Chorus:
We both put our wet suits on
Up above the sun had gone
Grey like right before the dawn
Toes into the sand
Sandwich that was made for two
Mucking about, me and you
I had the best time, it’s true
When I’m with that man
I always do
I always do
I always do
I always do
Always do
We went in the ocean, it lapped up against our toes
We abandoned our boards, bellies first into the shallows
Greg swam out further and faster, I couldn’t keep up
We floated in silence, feeling salty gusts
Chorus 2x
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11. |
The Loft
02:27
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Chorus:
Way up, way up, way up to the loft
Where everybody there is hooking up and getting off
Way up, way up, just take in the view
Boy, it's good to know I got a sub like you
Relax, relax
All of our friends are here
There's no need to be so nervous now that you are with me
It's you and I
Out on the balcony
Now would you come downstairs
For the collar ceremony
Pre-Chorus:
Kissing in the bedroom
Saying “Well, I love you,”
Fireworks next to the moon
If I need to let some steam out
Would you let me let some steam out?
I could really use a sub like you
To take me
Chorus 2x
Position one
And two and four and five
The spanking that I give will make you feel so alive
Don't drop until
I bloody tell you to
I can't believe that it took this long just for me to fuck you
Pre-Chorus and Chorus, Last line 2x
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