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I was inspired to write a parody of Life’s a Mess by Spence Hood based on Pick Your Own Orchard by rottenapplemil on AO3.
archiveofourown.org/works/49564630

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We went to a place where you pick your own orchard apples
And these apples, they were different in a tricky way
They’re sweet, spicy too and he got his phone, the app can tell us
It’s me and Alex, are you feeling okay?
What did you say?

Chorus:
He said poisonous, this apple’s hex
And the only way to counteract it, is to have sex
So let me take your clothes off, I can’t explain how
But we need to be together right now

If you find a tree and the fruit on it is heart shaped
Try to escape, 'cause it’ll cast a curse on you
And if you bite into it then you better be ready for some kinda shit
Sex fruit doesn’t fuck around
Hope you have fun while you’re down on the ground
Chorus

So we laid down in the orchard
Hope that no one finds us, dear lord
It may be our first time, although
I won’t regret it, no

Chorus
Last line x3

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from Alex Horne Do Not Listen, released February 12, 2024

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I am a nonbinary musician who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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