1. |
I'm on a Walk
02:44
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(Agnes)
Oh shit, (yeah) get your leash ready
We’re about to go out
Everybody (Agnes) in the place grab a fucking snack
Better grab a motherfucking bag
We’re doing this, let's go
I'm on a walk, (:) I'm on a walk (:)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm goin’ on a walk (going on a walk)
I'm on a walk (:), I'm on a walk (:)
Yeah my mom took me
On a motherfucking walk (yeah)
I'm on a walk motherfucker, take a look at me
We’re going to a park and I feel so free
Don’t got time to chat, got no time to talk
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a walk
See me smilin’, yeah(:), I'm on a walk, bitch(:)
I need to stop for a second ‘cause I got an itch(:)
I got my three legs and my nippie-noppies
I do a bork, don’t come at me
With those little puppies
I'm runnin’ down the road, doing borks and sniffs
Maybe turn around and give my mom a kiss
Life really don’t get better than this
I'm on a walk, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a walk and we’re going fast and
I take a second to stop to lick my ass man
I do a snorf, I do a grunt too
And then it’s back to the walk we gotta do
Get the fuck up, this walk is real
Fuck naps, I'm on a walk, motherfucker (:)
Fuck work, I love to walk, motherfucker(:)
I'm on a walk with my mom, motherfucker(yeah)
This smol doggo makes noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, do you see me now? (see me now)
Gonna do a bork, gonna do a bow-wow (bow-wow)
Gonna take this walk to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
I’m Agnes, motherfuckers, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a walk
Sniffin’ art that’s made out of chalk
Everyone, look at me, oh, (I’m on a walk)
Never thought I'd see the day
When all my friends are walking with me
Believe me when I say I took a shit yeah(yeahhhhhhhhhhh)
I'm on a walk, I'm on a walk
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm going on a walk (oooooohh)
I'm on a walk, I'm on a walk
Yeah my mom took me
On a motherfucking walk
(Agnes, Agnes, yeah yeah)
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2. |
Feelin' Sexy
02:31
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3. |
Mom's Never Coming Back
03:05
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Pre-chorus and Chorus:
Mom’s never coming back
She left me here alone
Never to return to me
Or to take me home
I don’t know why she left me
I’m so lost and afraid
Why’d she have to leave me here
If she could just have stayed
Oh wait, she’s back!
She’d never abandon me!
We love each other
Anyone can see
She’ll never leave me
We aren’t made to part
Every day she tells me
That my paw’s on her heart
She says my friend TK
Will watch me during lunch
Yay! That’s awesome!
I love TK a bunch
But wait, where’s mom going?
Walking to HR?
She’s out of sight and I am sad
Because she is too far
Pre-chorus and Chorus
I am in my little bed
Behind my mother’s desk
She is typing but, what now?
What will happen next?
She gets up and swings her leg
Over the x-pen
I know that I will never
See my mom again
Pre-chorus and Chorus
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4. |
Agnes Funk
02:05
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Rollin’ into work, it’s 6am
Here for another day of work again
Greet all my friends as I walk in the door
Bark at strangers, eat off the floor
Back to the office, I’m here with mom
Gonna get some work done, gonna get it on
Gonna take a nap like all day long
Until it’s time for lunch, and then I’m gone
Rollin’ into work, it’s 8am
Here for another day of work again
Greet all my friends as I walk in the door
Bark at strangers, eat off the floor
If you want a belly, well, I’ll give you a show
Missin’ a leg doesn’t mean that I’m slow
If you offer me some cheese, I can’t say no
Time for a motherborkin’ solo
(Agnes sounds)
Rollin’ into work, it’s 9am
Here for another day of work again
Greet all my friends as I walk in the door
Bark at strangers, eat off the floor
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5. |
SNORF
01:36
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