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I was inspired to write a parody of Lemon Boy by Cavetown after reading The Invitation by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons on AO3.
archiveofourown.org/works/51233746/chapters/129457141

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There once was an admin man and he felt so unfulfilled
Sitting in an office, working for
A man who didn't care, not at all
He felt like he was stuck with no purpose and nowhere to go
Until one day he got an invitation for a ball

Chorus:
He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He quite nearly didn't make it but he entered the final room at last
And he started on a brand new task

The others at the ball didn't take it seriously
Except for a tall dark puma of a man
He stood up for the admin man that he didn't yet know
And told him that if anyone could figure it out, he can

Chorus

What if the riddle was too hard for him?
What if someone else got there first?
What if he had missed the clues in the red books?
What if the UV torch hadn’t worked?
He could have just gotten lucky
Stumbling across the clues by mistake
But what if it was fate?
What if it was fate?

He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He showed up to the ball and was determined to find
The answer to the clues that had been scattered like his mind
He quite nearly didn’t make it but he entered the final room at last
He accepted Greg’s offer then
Never worked for the mayor again
Because he found the final task

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from Alex Horne Do Not Listen, released February 12, 2024

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I am a nonbinary musician who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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