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Filthy Little Ferret

from Alex Horne Do Not Listen by Totally Knuts

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I was inspired to write a parody of Loser by Julian Moon after reading Filthy Little Ferret by Knop_e on AO3.
archiveofourown.org/works/41572830

lyrics

Bought a brand new golden ring
And used it for a task
They all had to put the rings
On the drumstick mast
Oh, but now
I want to give my new ring to you

Went in for a cuddle
But you saw right through my lies
Then you asked me what's my game
And looked into my eyes, can't deny
Eventually I get what I want

Chorus:
So I want you to do one little thing
And remove my new golden ring
But you're not allowed to use your hands
It was all just a part of my plan
I'm your funny little man
You love me all the same
Filthy Little Ferret
Well, that's certainly a name
That the fans
Won't resist
In their fics

Chorus

Bridge:
Suck my finger
Task complete
Let's go home, yes please

Chorus x2

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from Alex Horne Do Not Listen, released February 12, 2024

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I am a nonbinary musician who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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