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from Queering Up by Totally Knuts

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Character full names: Astoria Greengrass, Monsieur and Apolline Delacour, Narcissa Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Abraxas Malfoy, Marvolo Gaunt, Merope Gaunt, Morfin Gaunt, Gabrielle Delacour, Thomas Riddle Sr., Thomas Riddle Jr., Percival Dumbledore, Mr and Mrs Granger (also known as Wendell and Monica Wilkins)

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We have come a long way
On our journey so far
Naming all these characters
Normal and bizarre

As you know, we still have
Quite a few to go
So here’s all the relations
Of characters you know:

Amos Diggory is pan
So is Teddy Tonks
All the Malfoy line is bi
As were all the Gaunts

Otto Bagman’s genderqueer
Marge Dursley is gay
Mrs Lovegood was in love
With Mrs Diggory

Gabrielle and young Victoire
Are certainly not cis
Queer were both the Thomas Riddles
And Mrs Eileen Prince

Kendra Dumbledore took after
Percival as ace
Trans but in denial
Was Sir Tobias Snape

The Grangers both were intersex
Ted Tonks was as well
Fergus is demi-romantic
But he’ll never tell

Astoria was fae-gender
Mrs Finnigan was aro
These three are still questioning:
Maisie, Ellie, and Alfred Cattermole

We’re coming to the end now
And Fleur’s parents weren’t straight
Mary Riddle, Andromeda Tonks,
And Cassandra Trelawney are more than queer-bait

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from Queering Up, released December 31, 2022
Music: Lookin' Up by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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