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Muggles of the Wizarding World

from Queering Up by Totally Knuts

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Character full names: Martin Miggs, Piers Polkiss, Hetty Bayliss, Amy Benson, Eric Whalley

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Chorus:
We’ve seen every wizard,
Every witch and every wix
We know they’re all LGBT
Let’s add to the mix:
Each named Muggle in the series
They are queer as well
From Gordon to Cecilia
From Dot to Aunt Mabel

Frank Bryce was bigender
Mrs Cole is fae
Angus Fleet is enby
Ted and Miggs are gay
Piers and Dennis are together
Jim McGuffin’s bi
Colonel Fubster is transgender
Mark Evans gets why

Yvonne is a trans woman
Malcolm’s a trans man
Mr and Mrs Mason
Go to every Pride they can
Hetty is a lesbian
Herbert Chorley’s gay
Mrs Polkiss, Mary Dorkins,
And Mr Prentice are all gray
Chorus

Billy Stubbs is trans
Martha supports Amy
Dennis Bishop finally got
The nerve to ask out Whalley
Both the Roberts and Mr Payne
Hang pride flags outside
Dudley looks to Vernon
As a queer role model guide

Politicians aren’t exempt
We don’t know who they are
If they are real or fictional
But anyway, they were:
Prime Minister and President
They use “they” and “her”
So does the last Muggle:
The Chancellor of the Exchequer

Chorus

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from Queering Up, released December 31, 2022

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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