Name: King of Cats
Duration: P00H01M21S
Description: Aquamenti raps about life as Crookshanks, backed up by Candle Wix's beatboxing.

King of Cats

from Stalking the Halls by Totally Knuts, Candle Wix, Aguamenti, Ludo Bagman and the Trash

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Aquamenti raps about life as Crookshanks, backed up by Candle Wix's beatboxing.

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I like creepin' around and being super nosy
I'm part kneazle so no one really knows me
And what I'm capable of, always watching
More eyes than Filch in the halls is exhausting
Not all that likely to discuss what I see
Please these cats got nothing on me
I break whatever school rules I want
No consequences, never done any wrong
Some think I'm a nuisance, yet I'm cleverer than you
'Mione also thinks so, that's why she she choosed
This grumpy looking cat, so watch your back
I got friends that are willing to jump to attack
I'll go on with what I was doing, pay me no mind
You'll begin to find I'll return the favor in kind
I dig out the liars so I can catch the rats
Y'all know that Wormtail escaped my grasp
Though in the end we know he won't last
He won't last

I got bravery like a Gryffindor, loyal to the core
This body was born to be a nature of force
Fatally protective as a Hufflepuff, friends or bust
Sneaking out of bounds of the castle at dusk
Cunning like a Slytherin, I'm apart of their kin
I'll spring into action, I'm fast, gone with the wind
Unique thoughts like a Ravenclaw, won't admit I have flaws
Don't get it twisted, you know I'm a boss
So just call me the Sorting Hat and I'll make
My way back into the stacks
Find Hermione so I can snuggle on her lap
Don't forget my name, its Crookshanks
The King of all the Hogwarts Cats

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from Stalking the Halls, released February 14, 2021

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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