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Arabella Figg has four sweet cats Tibbles, Tufty, Snowy, Mr Paws When they aren’t running under her feet They are known as Arabella’s squad
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King of Cats 01:21
I like creepin' around and being super nosy I'm part kneazle so no one really knows me And what I'm capable of, always watching More eyes than Filch in the halls is exhausting Not all that likely to discuss what I see Please these cats got nothing on me I break whatever school rules I want No consequences, never done any wrong Some think I'm a nuisance, yet I'm cleverer than you 'Mione also thinks so, that's why she she choosed This grumpy looking cat, so watch your back I got friends that are willing to jump to attack I'll go on with what I was doing, pay me no mind You'll begin to find I'll return the favor in kind I dig out the liars so I can catch the rats Y'all know that Wormtail escaped my grasp Though in the end we know he won't last He won't last I got bravery like a Gryffindor, loyal to the core This body was born to be a nature of force Fatally protective as a Hufflepuff, friends or bust Sneaking out of bounds of the castle at dusk Cunning like a Slytherin, I'm apart of their kin I'll spring into action, I'm fast, gone with the wind Unique thoughts like a Ravenclaw, won't admit I have flaws Don't get it twisted, you know I'm a boss So just call me the Sorting Hat and I'll make My way back into the stacks Find Hermione so I can snuggle on her lap Don't forget my name, its Crookshanks The King of all the Hogwarts Cats
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I teach here at Hogwarts, McGonagall's the name I can change into a cat, no I ain't playin' games Catch me in the classroom, see me in the halls But you won't find me hangin' by my tail up on a wall Mrs Norris thinks she's special with Argus by her side But in the end it wasn't me who got petrified Kitty's got some nerve eyein' me like that But let me tell you truthfully: I'd rather be a cat Sleepin' in the sunshine, spooking all the kids Thinking I ain't in the classroom - they know what they did Learn transfiguration; that is where it's at And let me tell you truthfully: I'd rather be a cat I-I-I-I-I I-I-I-I-I I-I-I-I-I
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Petrified 04:24
Hey all you cool cats gather around And come listen to my tale All about the day I wandered the castle grounds And how I ended up hanging by my tail It was a night just like any other I smelled trouble in the air I was doing my job as a castle patroller Searching for mischief here and there Sing it, kitties Something fishy caught my attention The floor was flooded past my feets That’s where I saw the reflection Of those yellow eyes gazing back at me I felt all the movement leave my body I felt my blood go chill Couldn’t move a muscle, couldn’t call nobody Couldn’t do a thing but remain still Now I’m petrified My feets don’t move I’m petrified I’ve got no groove I’m petrified I can’t meow at all I’m petrified Can’t move my tail I’m petrified Can’t scream or wail I’m petrified and Filch won’t hear my call I’m petrified and Filch won’t hear my call
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Well I went right down to the SPCA To pick up my foster cat I brought him home, fleas and all And I said, “Would you look at that!” Patches of fur were fallin’ out He got dirt all over the place So I gave him a bath and cleaned him up good And then I saw his face The cutest face I ever did see And a hearty purr to boot His ginger fur was thin and worn But he sure was gosh darn cute He gobbled up the first full meal He pro’bly had in days He’s a fighter, tough as nails I promise that was the case But then I got that fateful call From the clinic’s vet They told me he had ringworm And after that you bet I cleaned the place from head to toe And Ollie had to go back To the ringworm unit that They have for ringworm’d cats Deep cleaned, quarantined When I think of it I squirm Picked up some anti-fungal For that time I got ringworm Well I ain’t seen old Ollie since But I hear he’s doin’ fine And I been stuck at home with Jack (The first cat that was mine) We deep cleaned, quarantined When I think of it I squirm Picked up some anti-fungal For that time I got ringworm I hope I never get it again This ringworm sure does itch But it was worth it just get Old Ollie outta that ditch

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A fun album about the cats in the Wizarding World, featuring beatboxing by Candle Wix, a song from Aguamenti, and another song from Ludo Bagman and the Trash! The album is free to download; however, any proceeds will go to a Western North Carolina shelter called Catman2 (catman2.org).

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released February 14, 2021

Credit to Brenna Doe for the album cover.

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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