Name: Detention with Snape
Duration: P00H03M29S
Description: To the tune of Haul Away Joe.

ERWA - Detention with Snape

from Hut on the Wrock 3: The Search for Wrock by Totally Knuts

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To the tune of Haul Away Joe.

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When I was just an ickle firstie everybody warned me,
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
To never anger Severus Snape, no matter what suborned me!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS
We’ll go (Go!) down below together to the dungeon.
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
We’ll go (Go!) down below for scrapin’ or for spongin’.
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

His eyes are all a-glitter from some nasty task he’s savin’
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
To foist upon some unsuspecting students misbehavin’
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS

In Potions I was punished for a-brewing something tragic!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
He had me scrubbin’ cauldrons out without the use of magic!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS

I got a little rowdy when I celebrated end-of-terms!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
He set me to bare-handedly discarding rotten Flobberworms!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS

One rainy day I tracked in mud, the castle thus befouling.
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
He handed me the horned toads and I set to disemboweling.
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS

For seven years, did Severus Snape creatively torment us!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!
And that is how I qualified to be his new apprentice!
Beware, oh beware detention with Snape!

CHORUS

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from Hut on the Wrock 3: The Search for Wrock, released November 29, 2022

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Totally Knuts Fremont, California

I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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