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Death Eater Barn Dance

from Gay Days Ahead by Totally Knuts

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A silly song inspired by my days of barn/contra dancing.

Full character names: Amycus Carrow, Antonin Dolohov, Fenrir Greyback, Augustus Rookwood, Thorfinn Rowle, Peter Pettigrew, Corban Yaxley, Walden Macnair, Nott Sr, and Rabastan Lestrange.

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I’ll admit the Death Eaters didn’t have much class
But you should see the spectacle of their evil dance
Every wizard picks their match on the given day
The partnerships don’t matter: everyone is gay

Carrow, Crabbe, and Dolohov do the do-si-do
Evan Rosier and Wilkes, hand in hand they go
Fenrir’s great at dipping Travers to the floor
Avery and Mulciber always call for more

Scabior and Jugson balance and swing
Rookwood and Rowle are doing their own thing
Pettigrew and Yaxley circle round the room
Lucius Malfoy prefers to dance on a broom

I’ll admit the Death Eaters didn’t have much class
But you should see the spectacle of their evil dance
Every wizard picks their match on the given day
The partnerships don’t matter: everyone is gay

Gibbon chains to Selwyn, Goyle gets a twirl
Igor Karkaroff can’t spin or else he’s gonna hurl
Walden stars with Nott, Lestrange stars with Tom
Oops, his name is Voldemort, and with that, I am gone!

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from Gay Days Ahead, released March 31, 2022
Music: Chicken Hut Bluegrass by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

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Totally Knuts Fremont, California

I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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