Name: DADA Requirement
Duration: P00H02M45S
Description: You gotta be gay if you want to teach DADA, I don't make the rules.

DADA Requirement

from Wizards Loving Wizards by Totally Knuts

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You gotta be gay if you want to teach DADA, I don't make the rules.

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Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay

Quirrell was gay with Voldemort, we know that much is true
Spending every day and night alone with You-Know-Who
Sadly their relationship did not last all that long
When Harry Potter touched his face, Quirrell was dead and gone

Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay

Lockhart used to be in charge of every Pride parade
Up until the point some students found out his charade
He lives in St Mungo’s now and every single year
He decorates his room with flags and makes it super queer

Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay

Lupin, everybody knows, was dating Sirius Black
Sirius fell through the veil and never made it back
Lupin helped fight in the war and ultimately died
When it came to who he loved he always shone with pride

Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay

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from Wizards Loving Wizards, released January 14, 2021
Music: Happy Clappy Ukulele by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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