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The Gay Lounge
02:21
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Did you know the teachers at this school have a secret place?
Kind of like the Prefects’ bathroom, but more of a safe space
Not a workroom or an office where you’d go to chat
This room here is special, there’s much more to it than that
There’s a room in Hogwarts where teachers go to meet
A place where they can socialize and just put up their feet
The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer
Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here
Flitwick will provide the drinks and decorations too
Dumbledore brings all the snacks, the candy, and the food
Filch’s crush on Hagrid is becoming clear
But Hagrid still has no idea why Filch is even here
There’s a room in Hogwarts where teachers go to meet
A place where they can socialize and just put up their feet
The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer
Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here
Rainbow flags adorn the room, it’s lit with fairy lights
The teachers take turns hosting parties every Friday night
Snape’s are always kind of dull but he makes a mean spiced rum
Lockhart’s parties are the best with lots of dancing fun
The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer
Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here
Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here
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Dear Remus
02:29
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Dear Remus,
I’m writing you a letter 'cause I don’t know how to say
I love you, I love you, I love you, okay?
I told our good friend Prongs, he said to let you know
That I really never ever want to let you go
So how do I suggest that you give this dog a chance
To be part of your future, forget about your past
I guess that what I’m really simply only trying to say
Is Remus, that I love you, you’re the reason I’m this way
I love you Remus, I want your hand in mine
I love looking in your eyes and seeing them shine
I love your scars, I love the way you know just what to do
I love the way I imagine you say you love me too
I don’t know how else to say I love you
Or how much I long to be yours
Somehow I need strength to send this letter
Instead of letting fate run its course
I love you Remus, I want your hand in mine
I love looking in your eyes and seeing them shine
I love your scars, I love the way you know just what to do
I love the way I imagine you say you love me too
I love you Remus, and more than just a friend
I’ll hold my breath, hope for the best
And just
Hit
Send
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DADA Requirement
02:45
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Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay
Quirrell was gay with Voldemort, we know that much is true
Spending every day and night alone with You-Know-Who
Sadly their relationship did not last all that long
When Harry Potter touched his face, Quirrell was dead and gone
Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay
Lockhart used to be in charge of every Pride parade
Up until the point some students found out his charade
He lives in St Mungo’s now and every single year
He decorates his room with flags and makes it super queer
Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay
Lupin, everybody knows, was dating Sirius Black
Sirius fell through the veil and never made it back
Lupin helped fight in the war and ultimately died
When it came to who he loved he always shone with pride
Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed
Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse
There’s just one requirement to teach DADA:
That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay
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Salazar and Godric
02:46
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Salazar and Godric were wed in the Great Hall
They cleared the room for their first dance, named it the Yule Ball
Ever since that happy day, Hogwarts students claim
The Sorting Hat will tell you more than just your House’s name
The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart
Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part
To make the school a better place, full of love and joy
And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
Salazar had made a sword for his husband’s gift
Silver blade and ruby jewels, heavier to lift
Godric made a locket, a silver snake with green
It was the most beautiful that Salazar had seen
The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart
Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part
To make the school a better place, full of love and joy
And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart
Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part
To make the school a better place, full of love and joy
And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
Salazar and Godric both lived many years
Spending lots of time at Hogwarts fighting off the fears
Of students who had always thought that they would not belong
Slytherin and Gryffindor set out to prove them wrong
The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart
Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part
To make the school a better place, full of love and joy
And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart
Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part
To make the school a better place, full of love and joy
And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
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Wizard Date
03:10
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Hey, let’s go to Honeydukes and pick out something sweet
It’s a wizard date my love, so it’ll be my treat
Seamus, man, you make me smile, I love your Irish tone
When we’re out together it feels like coming home
Dean, I love you so much bro, I’m glad you’re here with me
To make this wizard date complete let’s get some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
We’ll try to guess the flavor and whichever of us wins
Gets to skip history class with old Professor Binns
It’s a wizard date with me and my mate
Taking Hogsmeade by storm
Holding hands to keep each other warm
We could go down to the lake and feed the giant squid
I’ve always loved the water ever since I was a kid
We’ll make a picnic from the food we got from the Great Hall
And lay down on a blanket to watch the red leaves fall
Hanging in the Common Room and playing wizard chess
Seamus isn’t bad at it but Dean can play the best
Later, tucking into bed they’ll share a goodnight kiss
Each of them is thinking that it can’t get any better than this
Dean, I love you so much bro, I’m glad you’re here with me
To make this wizard date complete let’s get some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
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