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Wizards Loving Wizards

by Totally Knuts

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Did you know the teachers at this school have a secret place? Kind of like the Prefects’ bathroom, but more of a safe space Not a workroom or an office where you’d go to chat This room here is special, there’s much more to it than that There’s a room in Hogwarts where teachers go to meet A place where they can socialize and just put up their feet The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here Flitwick will provide the drinks and decorations too Dumbledore brings all the snacks, the candy, and the food Filch’s crush on Hagrid is becoming clear But Hagrid still has no idea why Filch is even here There’s a room in Hogwarts where teachers go to meet A place where they can socialize and just put up their feet The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here Rainbow flags adorn the room, it’s lit with fairy lights The teachers take turns hosting parties every Friday night Snape’s are always kind of dull but he makes a mean spiced rum Lockhart’s parties are the best with lots of dancing fun The Gay Lounge, some will call it, for teachers who are queer Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here Wizard-loving wizards are always welcome here
2.
Dear Remus 02:29
Dear Remus, I’m writing you a letter 'cause I don’t know how to say I love you, I love you, I love you, okay? I told our good friend Prongs, he said to let you know That I really never ever want to let you go So how do I suggest that you give this dog a chance To be part of your future, forget about your past I guess that what I’m really simply only trying to say Is Remus, that I love you, you’re the reason I’m this way I love you Remus, I want your hand in mine I love looking in your eyes and seeing them shine I love your scars, I love the way you know just what to do I love the way I imagine you say you love me too I don’t know how else to say I love you Or how much I long to be yours Somehow I need strength to send this letter Instead of letting fate run its course I love you Remus, I want your hand in mine I love looking in your eyes and seeing them shine I love your scars, I love the way you know just what to do I love the way I imagine you say you love me too I love you Remus, and more than just a friend I’ll hold my breath, hope for the best And just Hit Send
3.
Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse There’s just one requirement to teach DADA: That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay Quirrell was gay with Voldemort, we know that much is true Spending every day and night alone with You-Know-Who Sadly their relationship did not last all that long When Harry Potter touched his face, Quirrell was dead and gone Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse There’s just one requirement to teach DADA: That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay Lockhart used to be in charge of every Pride parade Up until the point some students found out his charade He lives in St Mungo’s now and every single year He decorates his room with flags and makes it super queer Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse There’s just one requirement to teach DADA: That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay Lupin, everybody knows, was dating Sirius Black Sirius fell through the veil and never made it back Lupin helped fight in the war and ultimately died When it came to who he loved he always shone with pride Defense Against the Dark Arts, some say the teacher’s cursed Fired after just one year, retired, dead, or worse There’s just one requirement to teach DADA: That you are into other guys - in other words, you’re gay
4.
Salazar and Godric were wed in the Great Hall They cleared the room for their first dance, named it the Yule Ball Ever since that happy day, Hogwarts students claim The Sorting Hat will tell you more than just your House’s name The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part To make the school a better place, full of love and joy And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy Salazar had made a sword for his husband’s gift Silver blade and ruby jewels, heavier to lift Godric made a locket, a silver snake with green It was the most beautiful that Salazar had seen The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part To make the school a better place, full of love and joy And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part To make the school a better place, full of love and joy And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy Salazar and Godric both lived many years Spending lots of time at Hogwarts fighting off the fears Of students who had always thought that they would not belong Slytherin and Gryffindor set out to prove them wrong The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part To make the school a better place, full of love and joy And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy The Sorting Hat will say to you what’s deep inside your heart Who you love and how you love and if you’ll do your part To make the school a better place, full of love and joy And making it okay to be a boy who loves a boy
5.
Wizard Date 03:10
Hey, let’s go to Honeydukes and pick out something sweet It’s a wizard date my love, so it’ll be my treat Seamus, man, you make me smile, I love your Irish tone When we’re out together it feels like coming home Dean, I love you so much bro, I’m glad you’re here with me To make this wizard date complete let’s get some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans We’ll try to guess the flavor and whichever of us wins Gets to skip history class with old Professor Binns It’s a wizard date with me and my mate Taking Hogsmeade by storm Holding hands to keep each other warm We could go down to the lake and feed the giant squid I’ve always loved the water ever since I was a kid We’ll make a picnic from the food we got from the Great Hall And lay down on a blanket to watch the red leaves fall Hanging in the Common Room and playing wizard chess Seamus isn’t bad at it but Dean can play the best Later, tucking into bed they’ll share a goodnight kiss Each of them is thinking that it can’t get any better than this Dean, I love you so much bro, I’m glad you’re here with me To make this wizard date complete let’s get some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

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Coming after Witches Loving Witches, this EP is all about Wizards Loving Wizards!

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released January 14, 2021

Credit to Brenna Doe for designing the cover art!

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Totally Knuts Fremont, California

I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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