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lyrics

Oh it’s all for me beer
Me jolly butterbeer
It’s all for me cold gillywater
Oh I spent all me knuts
Now I’m spewin’ out me guts
Far across the Hogsmeade township I must wander

Verse 1
Oh where is me robe?
Me flowy Hogwarts robe
It’s all gone for cold gillywater
Oh it’s patched up with thread
Like a Weasley’s scarlet head
Far across the Hogsmeade township I must wander

And it’s all for me beer
Me jolly butterbeer
It’s all for me cold gillywater
Oh I spent all me sickles
On some fish n’ chips with pickles
Far across the Hogsmeade township I must wander

Verse 2
Oh where is me ball?
Me red remembrall
It’s all gone for cold gillywater
Draco Malfoy’s mean to me;
And he threw it up a tree
Far across the Hogwarts grounds I must wander

And it’s all for me beer
Me jolly butterbeer
It’s all for me cold gillywater
Oh I spent all me galleons
Bettin’ on that rapscallion
Far across the Hogsmeade township I must wander

Verse 3
Oh where is me wand?
Me broken magic wand
It’s all gone for cold gillywater
See, it’s wrapped with Spellotape
And it turned Professor Snape
Into Neville’s 97 year old grandma

And it’s all for me beer
Me jolly butterbeer
It’s all for me cold gillywater
Oh I spent some Muggle bills
I found on a windowsill
Far across the Hogsmeade township I must wander

Verse 4
Oh where is me hat?
Me magic talking hat
It’s all gone for cold gillywater
I was walking out the door
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR”
Far across the Hogwarts Great Hall I must wander

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from Hut on the Wrock 3: The Search for Wrock, released November 29, 2022
Thanks to Chasitherin for helping with lyrics!

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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