This is a parody of the Lonely Island song, I'm on a Boat.
lyrics
(Agnes)
Oh shit, (yeah) get your leash ready
We’re about to go out
Everybody (Agnes) in the place grab a fucking snack
Better grab a motherfucking bag
We’re doing this, let's go
I'm on a walk, (:) I'm on a walk (:)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm goin’ on a walk (going on a walk)
I'm on a walk (:), I'm on a walk (:)
Yeah my mom took me
On a motherfucking walk (yeah)
I'm on a walk motherfucker, take a look at me
We’re going to a park and I feel so free
Don’t got time to chat, got no time to talk
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a walk
See me smilin’, yeah(:), I'm on a walk, bitch(:)
I need to stop for a second ‘cause I got an itch(:)
I got my three legs and my nippie-noppies
I do a bork, don’t come at me
With those little puppies
I'm runnin’ down the road, doing borks and sniffs
Maybe turn around and give my mom a kiss
Life really don’t get better than this
I'm on a walk, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a walk and we’re going fast and
I take a second to stop to lick my ass man
I do a snorf, I do a grunt too
And then it’s back to the walk we gotta do
Get the fuck up, this walk is real
Fuck naps, I'm on a walk, motherfucker (:)
Fuck work, I love to walk, motherfucker(:)
I'm on a walk with my mom, motherfucker(yeah)
This smol doggo makes noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, do you see me now? (see me now)
Gonna do a bork, gonna do a bow-wow (bow-wow)
Gonna take this walk to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
I’m Agnes, motherfuckers, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a walk
Sniffin’ art that’s made out of chalk
Everyone, look at me, oh, (I’m on a walk)
Never thought I'd see the day
When all my friends are walking with me
Believe me when I say I took a shit yeah(yeahhhhhhhhhhh)
I'm on a walk, I'm on a walk
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm going on a walk (oooooohh)
I'm on a walk, I'm on a walk
Yeah my mom took me
On a motherfucking walk
(Agnes, Agnes, yeah yeah)
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