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Time for Potions

from Covers and Comps by Totally Knuts

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I made this for Bisexual Harry's How Weird Can You Get? comp!

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10am begins the start
Of yet another day
I wake up, shower, then get dressed
And start making my way
Down to class in Potions
We sit down in our chairs
Professor gives instructions
And we can’t help but stare
“What the fuck this potion do?”
We whisper to our friends
“Yo, Professor Slughorn’s nuts,”
“When does this class end?
We gather some ingredients
Add them to the cauldron
Halfway through the class the headmaster
Just fuckin’ walks in
He and Slughorn chat a bit
‘Bout what? I couldn’t say
Then the headmaster just nods
And walks the fuck away
Everybody’s sweatin’
Workin’ at their desk
None of us have any clue
What could happen next
It seems like we’ve been here for hours
The clock don’t make no sense
I swear this potion turns back time
But I need evidence
“Hey, what time you got?” I ask
My best friend turns around
They answer me but I can’t hear ‘em
Not a fucking sound
I shake my head to clear my ears
And ask them once again
But strangely they have disappeared
The clock is back to ten
“What in the fresh hells is this?”
I whisper to myself
I stand to shake the nerves off
And walk toward the shelf
Where I pick some pickled eyes
A tail of a red lizard
Shifty eyes lookin’ my way
I ain’t no bitch-ass wizard
I throw the stuff into my pot
And watch the bubbles grow
The clock still hasn’t moved at all
I wish that we could go
“What the fuck this potion do?”
It turns back fucking time!
I don’t have the patience
But also I don’t whine
I wonder if my fellow classmates
Think the same thing too
I gather up my courage
Raise my hand to ask a Q
When I’m finally called on,
My alarm goes off
I wake up, stretch, and take a breath
Sigh and yawn and cough
And then it’s off to Potions class
To sit down in our chairs
Professor gives instructions
And we can’t help but stare
“What the fuck this potion do?”
We whisper to our friends
“Yo, Professor Slughorn’s nuts,”
“When does this class end?
etc.

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from Covers and Comps, released July 31, 2022
Music: The Wonders Of Science by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

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Totally Knuts Fremont, California

I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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