This is the first time I've written a song from the point of view of Vernon Dursley and I absolutely loved it.
lyrics
Magic, my nephew, it does not exist
I wish that these owls would cease and desist
Bringing you letters from this Hogwarts school
You’ll never get one, for I am no fool
(No fool, no fool, he is no fool
No fool, no fool, he is no fool)
Whispered:
(Get - to the hut - on the rock - on the sea
Get - to the hut - on the rock - on the sea)
We will go somewhere that they’ll never find
No, dear Petunia, I’m not out of my mind
I’ll buy a shotgun with shells just in case
We’re heading off somewhere, I know just the place
(The place, the place, he knows just the place
The place, the place, he knows just the place
His mind, his mind, he’s not out of his mind
His mind, his mind, he’s not out of his mind)
Whispered:
(Get - to the hut - on the rock - on the sea
Get - to the hut - on the rock - on the sea)
And here we are, would you just look at this
It’s out of the way, and easy to miss
I’d like to see someone try to find us here
For they will be looking for over a year
Hear the waves crashing up on the shore
All talk of this magic will be no more
We’ll sleep in this cabin, safe from the storm
I’ll try to light a fire to keep us all warm
(Here - in the hut - on the rock - on the sea
Here - in the hut - on the rock - on the sea)
A giant breaks down the door as he comes in
Even with my shotgun, I could not win
He says he’s here to take Harry away
Says he’s a wizard and they cannot stay
(Stay, stay, they cannot stay
Stay, stay, they cannot stay
Away, away, take Harry away
Away, away, take Harry away)
(Here - in the hut - on the rock - on the sea)
The second EP from Northern Irish singer-songwriter Bea Stewart runs from gentle folk to pillowy pop ballads, all perfectly executed. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 15, 2024
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A long-awaited wizard rock album from a pioneer of the wrock community. Mostly wrock, but there are some other nerdy songs thrown in, though they don't disrupt the cohesion. Lauren is always awesome, and if you liked her previous music, you will enjoy this fuller sound even more. yourwizardrockresource