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They Won't Let My Wand Through Airport Security

from Fresh, Spooky, & Queer by Totally Knuts

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I planned a trip to see my friends but my broomstick snapped in two
I failed my Apparition test and I hate traveling by Floo
I thought that flying in a plane would be a lot more fun than this
I didn't know about the rules, and now I'm surely gonna miss...

It's more trouble than it's worth, Muggle transport's such a pain
I wish I could Confundus them just to get onto the plane
I swear I'm not gonna hex you, that's not what I'm about
I just wanna board this plane. Man, I just wanna get out
If only I was in the line with my ticket, hassle-free
But they won't let my wand through
They won't let my wand through
They won't let my wand through airport security

I almost used Obliviate but I think that's against the law
I tried to tell them it was safe but a weapon's all they saw
I left the airport with my wand, but they took my dignity
I just wanted to see my friends. I guess it wasn't meant to be

It's more trouble than it's worth, Muggle transport's such a pain
I wish I could Confundus them just to get onto the plane
I swear I'm not gonna hex you, that's not what I'm about
I just wanna board this plane. Man, I just wanna get out
If only I was in the line with my ticket, hassle-free
But they won't let my wand through
They won't let my wand through
They won't let my wand through airport security

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from Fresh, Spooky, & Queer, released June 9, 2017

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I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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