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Fresh, Spooky, & Queer

by Totally Knuts

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1.
I planned a trip to see my friends but my broomstick snapped in two I failed my Apparition test and I hate traveling by Floo I thought that flying in a plane would be a lot more fun than this I didn't know about the rules, and now I'm surely gonna miss... It's more trouble than it's worth, Muggle transport's such a pain I wish I could Confundus them just to get onto the plane I swear I'm not gonna hex you, that's not what I'm about I just wanna board this plane. Man, I just wanna get out If only I was in the line with my ticket, hassle-free But they won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through airport security I almost used Obliviate but I think that's against the law I tried to tell them it was safe but a weapon's all they saw I left the airport with my wand, but they took my dignity I just wanted to see my friends. I guess it wasn't meant to be It's more trouble than it's worth, Muggle transport's such a pain I wish I could Confundus them just to get onto the plane I swear I'm not gonna hex you, that's not what I'm about I just wanna board this plane. Man, I just wanna get out If only I was in the line with my ticket, hassle-free But they won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through airport security
2.
Get out your wands, we'll learn something new It'll cheer you up when you feel blue So think of a happy memory And when you're ready say with me: I knew I had to write a song To cheer me up when things go wrong So hold my hand and sing along: Expecto Patronum, make dementors go away Expecto Patronum, use this spell to save the day When life gets rough you're not alone With us you'll always have a home Your friends are here and you can show 'em How to cast Expecto Patronum In another language, this spell means "I await a guardian" and so it seems When the silver mist turns into Something that knows what you've been through You can't help but smile Even if it's been a while I knew I had to write a song To cheer me up when things go wrong So hold my hand and sing along: Expecto Patronum, make dementors go away Expecto Patronum, use this spell to save the day When life gets rough you're not alone With us you'll always have a home Your friends are here and you can show 'em How to cast Expecto Patronum This spell is always there At the tip of your tongue I know it can be hard to learn Just concentrate, I know you can And think of all the happiness you've earned Expecto Patronum, make dementors go away Expecto Patronum, use this spell to save the day When life gets rough you're not alone With us you'll always have a home Your friends are here and you can show 'em How to cast... Expecto Patronum, make dementors go away Expecto Patronum, use this spell to save the day When life gets rough you're not alone With us you'll always have a home Your friends are here and you can show 'em How to cast Expecto Patronum
3.
The snow is cold but it's warm inside This room is filled with all my friends We're singing, drinking, celebrating Tonight's the night when this year ends There's wizard rock, of course there is We wouldn't have it any other way It's the only way to throw a party On the last December day I'm dancing, smiling, in the crowd I see her there Dressed in black and gold, and I can't help but stare Everyone is counting down, the ball will drop without a hitch And there's just one thing on my mind: At midnight I wanna kiss that witch Who's this girl? I need to know I want to ask her for her name Maybe take her for a dance And find out if she feels the same I walk toward her, my heart beats fast Try to speak but trip over my tongue Why is talking to pretty girls So scary when you're young? I'm dancing, smiling, in the crowd I see her there Dressed in black and gold, and I can't help but stare Everyone is counting down, the ball will drop without a hitch And there's just one thing on my mind: At midnight I wanna kiss that witch And then she reaches for my hand I'm so nervous I almost miss She leans in closer whispering, "Will you be my New Year's kiss?" I can't believe my ears but then The countdown gets to one And with a shout of "Happy New Year!" Just like that the year is done I'm dancing, smiling, in the crowd I see her there Dressed in black and gold, and I can't help but stare Everyone is counting down, the ball will drop without a hitch And there's just one thing on my mind: At midnight I wanna kiss that witch I'm dancing, smiling, in the crowd I see her there Dressed in black and gold, and I can't help but stare Everyone has counted down, the ball, it dropped without a hitch And there's just one thing on my mind: At midnight I kiss that witch
4.
Accio Books 02:27
If you've ever wanted to get lost but never leave your home If you want to make new friends when you're all alone There are places you can go, don't judge them by their looks Raise your wand and say this spell: Accio Books There's a magic found in books that you can't get anywhere else If you're into fantasy then you can learn some spells Or maybe you like sci-fi, technology and space No matter what your preference is, you can always find a place If you've ever wanted to get lost but never leave your home If you want to make new friends when you're all alone There are places you can go, don't judge them by their looks Raise your wand and say this spell: Accio Books When you study history, non-fiction is for you Read about what's in the past and learn a thing or two From pets to food to gardening, books will always share Just go to a library, you can find them there If you've ever wanted to get lost but never leave your home If you want to make new friends when you're all alone There are places you can go, don't judge them by their looks Raise your wand and say this spell: Accio Books
5.
Ashes fall in red and gold They have a story to be told The embers bring in September Glowing leaves they start to fall A breeze runs through the dining hall We shiver and quiver It's far too soon to forget The people that we lost and yet The seasons change It seems so strange We're living through the autumn We made it past the war At the time it felt so right To prove what we were fighting for I feel so empty in my heart The wind is cold, the trees are bare Oh how I wish I could forget All the things that happened there I can still see the flames I'm starting to forget the names Of those who died, those who lied Shouting spells and keeping low Breathing fast but moving slow We hid from destruction It's far too soon to forget The people that we lost and yet The seasons change It seems so strange We're living through the autumn We made it past the war At the time it felt so right To prove what we were fighting for I feel so empty in my heart The wind is cold, the trees are bare Oh how I wish I could forget All the things that happened there
6.
Lumos 01:53
Ready your Patronus Charm We'll bring together all our friends We will show the world we know This isn't how our story ends Walk with me, I'm here with you I'll be your safety through the dark We're rallying, we'll show them all This is how we leave our mark The Ministry has fallen But we're not alone Now's the time to stand and fight For our friends, family, and home Raise your wand, I'm by your side We'll make it through the darkest night Just say Lumos and we'll fill The darkness with our strongest light Find your team and get to work We'll cast Protego all day long Together we will help to fix The things that we have gotten wrong We fight with love instead of hate We'll educate those that we can So get your parchment, quill, and ink Let's get to work and make a plan The Ministry has fallen But we're not alone Now's the time to stand and fight For our friends, family, and home Raise your wand, I'm by your side We'll make it through the darkest night Just say Lumos and we'll fill The darkness with our strongest light
7.
At Hogwarts in the same year, in different Houses though Two witches who are dating just want you to know There is nothing that they cannot do while standing side by side They make Hogwarts a better place with courage, love, and pride The way they love each other is really just the best Don't call Luna loony or you'll get yourself hexed All of the support they give never really ends It's Ginny and Luna forever, Gryffinclaw Girlfriends Ginny's main supporter while flying on the pitch Is Luna Lovegood's lion hat, and underneath the witch Who joined the DA, learned to fight Death Eaters at her side Who'd rather fix her broken ankle than run away or hide The way they love each other is really just the best Don't call Luna loony or you'll get yourself hexed All of the support they give never really ends It's Ginny and Luna forever, Gryffinclaw Girlfriends Ginny tells her everything, they stay up late at night Talking, planning, holding hands until the dawn's first light Her face is painted on the top of Luna's bedroom ceiling When Luna's gone, she misses that sweet romantic feeling The way they love each other is really just the best Don't call Luna loony or you'll get yourself hexed All of the support they give never really ends It's Ginny and Luna forever, Gryffinclaw Girlfriends
8.
Trans Wizard 02:53
I'm a nonbinary wizard I'm a genderfluid witch I don't know what to call myself Except for maybe "wix" It seems as if we're harder to see Than a polar bear in a blizzard We need representation 'cause My best friend's a trans wizard Hogwarts is a magic place Where I get to be me But there are issues that come with My identity Like whether I should try to pet The unicorns in class Or if the staircase in my dorm Will choose to let me pass Or if I should wear dress robes To dance at the Yule Ball Or if it's way too stressful To decide to go at all I'm a nonbinary wizard I'm a genderfluid witch I don't know what to call myself Except for maybe "wix" It seems as if we're harder to see Than a polar bear in a blizzard We need representation 'cause My best friend's a trans wizard We are not explicit content And we are not not safe for work We're human just like all of you So don't you be a jerk I wish that Hogwarts offered A course on gender studies So everyone would be just fine With my and my trans buddies I'll never be Head Boy or Girl 'Cause those labels don't fit me And please use they/them pronouns You don't have to be witty I'm a nonbinary wizard I'm a genderfluid witch I don't know what to call myself Except for maybe "wix" It seems as if we're harder to see Than a polar bear in a blizzard We need representation 'cause My best friend's a trans wizard
9.
Let's say you love Pokemon Night Vale or Avatar With our Fandom Forward toolkits We'll help you go far To make the world a better place Take Action, Talk It Out Representation matters too So let's all give a shout To Fandom Forward Where fandom isn't just A spectator sport, for us It's equality or bust In Fandom Forward You can get involved Work with your community And get those problems solved Learn allyship with the Crystal Gems And combat climate change Fantastic Tools and Where to Find Them It's really not that strange Fight for what you know is right And Marvel at the things You can do with Paper Towns And the challenges it brings With Fandom Forward Where fandom isn't just A spectator sport, for us It's equality or bust In Fandom Forward You can get involved Work with your community And get those problems solved So if you want to change the world Just by being a nerd Join us and we'll do our best To make your voice be heard With Fandom Forward Where fandom isn't just A spectator sport, for us It's equality or bust In Fandom Forward You can get involved Work with your community And get those problems solved
10.
Extras 03:29
You know we didn't choose to be Extras in your story There's so much that we could do if you'd just let us We're surrounded by red and gold And to us it's getting old We'll never win, it's always Gryffindor or Slytherin Well I can say we've had enough Sincerely Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff My House crest is an eagle Our colors, bronze and blue Yes, I am in Ravenclaw But they don't have a clue Our mascot's not a raven And silver's not our color Representing wit and learning Our House is like no other I've saved so many Galleons 'Cause I refuse to buy Warner Brother's merchandise It's not Ravenclaw pride We didn't choose to be Extras in your story There's so much that we could do if you'd just let us We're surrounded by red and gold And to us it's getting old We'll never win, it's always Gryffindor or Slytherin Well I can say we've had enough Sincerely Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff Hufflepuffs get picked on Everywhere they go Somehow they will never be The star of any show Cedric was our window To show Hufflepuff pride But we all know what happened there (Spoilers: he died) The way that our society Treats Hufflepuff as a bore It's just so demeaning They deserve so much more We didn't choose to be Extras in your story There's so much that we could do if you'd just let us We're surrounded by red and gold And to us it's getting old We'll never win, it's always Gryffindor or Slytherin Well I can say we've had enough Sincerely Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff

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My first wizard rock album! Huge thank you to the Yes All Witches grant which allowed me to get a great microphone and recording software! As a nonbinary queer person, I wanted to give the wrock world more representation for the LGBT community.

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released June 9, 2017

Thanks to Kenan Baker for playing guitar in Autumn and the War!

Huge thanks to AJ Solomon for designing my logo and my album art! Here's a link if you want to see more art: www.facebook.com/ajarofgraphicdesign/

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Totally Knuts Fremont, California

I am a nonbinary wizard who writes inclusive wizard rock! And also other nerdy stuff. Logo by Brenna Doe.

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